We've got a long one for you Forkers this week! Is Josh still on the podcast after forcing Matt and Adam to watch Tusk (2014. Starring Justin Long and Michael Parks) and Vulgar (2000. Starring Brian O'Halloran)??? Who fucking cares!?! Casey Jost joins us this week! We talk about life, love, and AAAAALL the ladies! Plus what it's like being the Comedy Producer on the popular telivision series Impractical Jokers! You'll also have your ears TITilated by a couple musical offerings from Casey's band, Les Vinyl! (available on Bandcamp. Links below.)
Next week, Adam's back up in dis biotch! For "Do A Little Dance, Kick A Little Ass" week. For you teacher's pets, that's Only The Strong (1993. Starring Mark Dacascos) and Berry Gordy's: The Last Dragon (1985. Starring Taimak. He takes a licking and keeps on ticking! Couldn't help myself.)
When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him.
A man who performs as a children's birthday party clown tries to piece his life back together after being gang-raped.
Last week's Hat Draw came up with Josh's Adult Animation Week! That gets you our thoughts on, Ralph Bakshi classic, Wizards (1977) and the gentle squeeze of one of Josh's all time favorites, Heavy Metal (1981)! Also, enjoy random randomness, as we fight thru delirium to bring you joy!
Matt says you don't have to do your homework this week, but Fork Found Description Writer Guy says you MUST! It's Josh's final pick in our first round of The Hat Draw! Unfortunetly for you, that means you're watching Tusk (2014) starring Justin Long, and Vulgar (2000) starring Brian O'Halloran.
On a post-apocalyptic Earth, a wizard and his faire folk comrades fight an evil wizard who's using technology in his bid for conquest.
Heavy Metal (1981)
A glowing green orb - which embodies ultimate evil - terrorizes a young girl with an anthology of bizarre and fantastic stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.
Did JCVD week turn out to be the jizzfest we predicted it to be last week??? Find out on this week's episode featurig our reviews of Lionheart (1990) and Blood Sport (1988).
An Ex-French Solider begins participating in underground street fights in order to make money for his brother's family.
Follows Frank Dux, an American martial artist serving in the military, who decides to leave the army to compete in a martial arts tournament in Hong Kong where fights to the death can occur.
Fork Found has Cartoon Boners Galore! Thanks to last week's Hat Draw! We got Josh's "Half animation, half live action" theme. That's Cool World (1992), and Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1986). After you enjoy that EAR CANDY, do your FRIKKIN homework! Next week is gonna be a JCVD jizz fest! Or will it??? 0_o ... It will if you're Matt! Check out Jean-Claude Van Damme Classics, Lion Heart (1990) and Blood Sport (1988).
Cool World (1992)
A comic strip femme fatale seeks to seduce her cartoonist creator in order to cross over into the real world.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.
Writers:Gary K. Wolf
(novel), Jeffrey Price
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Well, we finally drew Aleksi's (our 2nd place Intro Yell Contest winner) picks. If you're not playing the home game, no one blames you. If you are, you poor bastards, you watched The Avengers (1998) and Superman IV:The Quest For Peace. God be with us all, and have mercy on Alek's soul!
The Avengers (1998):
Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987):
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.
MAY THE FORKS BE WITH EVERYONE BUT ALEK!
HI!!! It's Anton Yelchin Week on Fork Found! Hang out and listen to our reviews of Beaver (2011), and Odd Thomas (2013). Cuz he's in both dem joints...
A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communication
In a California desert town, a short-order cook with clairvoyant abilities encounters a mysterious man with a link to dark, threatening forces.
This week was full of ups and downs for May the Fourth, or as we like to call it “May the Forks be with You” week. We reviewed our newest movie yet in Rogue One (2016) and then promptly ruined it for ourselves by talking about the Star Wars Holiday Special (1978). Yes, the Holiday Special that George Lucas personally tried to bury forever but we have our ways of digging shit up (it’s on YouTube). Since we hate to suffer alone, we invited our old friend Nick from Neapolitan Radio along for the ride.
Next week will be Anton Yelchin week with Odd Thomas (2013) and The Beaver (2011). Details for this week’s flicks and where to talk to us are below:
Rogue One (2016)
The Rebel Alliance makes a risky move to steal the plans for the Death Star, setting up the epic saga to follow.
Chris Weitz (screenplay), Tony Gilroy (screenplay) |
Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk |
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get home to Chewie's family to celebrate Life Day, which includes various forms of entertainment.
Steve Binder, David Acomba (uncredited)
Pat Proft, Leonard Ripps | 3 more credits »
Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew
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Join us for a sleep deprived, tangent filled hour or so of tangent goodness! It's Exploitation week on Fork Found! If you're playing the home game, you'll want to watch Hobo With A Shotgun (2011. Starring Rutger Hauer) and Black Dynamite (2009. Starring Michael Jai White). More details below.
No Hat Draw on this episode folks! Next week... May The 4th be with you??? NOOOO FORKER!!! May the FORKS be with you!!! Get ready for our Star Wars Takeover by checking out Rogue One (2016) and, if you can find it, The Star Wars Christmas Special (1978).
Hobo With a Shotgun:
A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.
Black Dynamite is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it's up to him to find justice.
MAY THE FORKS BE WITH YOU!
This week, on Fork Found, Josh delivers another installment of Tales From The Hole! We completely humiliate ourselves, while attempting to steal Doug Benson's movie game. And Lloyd Kaufman joins us via Skype all the way from Tromaville, USA!
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