Fork Found! Movie Reviews

15
Jun

No.40 - Bullied For Life: The Casey Jost Story

We've got a long one for you Forkers this week!  Is Josh still on the podcast after forcing Matt and Adam to watch Tusk (2014.  Starring Justin Long and Michael Parks) and Vulgar (2000.  Starring Brian O'Halloran)???  Who fucking cares!?!  Casey Jost joins us this week!  We talk about life, love, and AAAAALL the ladies! Plus what it's like being the Comedy Producer on the popular telivision series Impractical Jokers!  You'll also have your ears TITilated by a couple musical offerings from Casey's band, Les Vinyl! (available on Bandcamp.  Links below.)

Next week, Adam's back up in dis biotch!  For "Do A Little Dance, Kick A Little Ass" week.  For you teacher's pets, that's Only The Strong (1993. Starring Mark Dacascos) and Berry Gordy's: The Last Dragon (1985.  Starring Taimak.  He takes a licking and keeps on ticking!  Couldn't help myself.)

 

Tusk (2014)

When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him.

Director: Kevin Smith

Writer: Kevin Smith

Stars:  Justin LongMichael ParksHaley Joel Osment 

 

Vulgar (2000)

 
A man who performs as a children's birthday party clown tries to piece his life back together after being gang-raped.

Director: Bryan Johnson

Writer: Bryan Johnson

 

 

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8
Jun

No.39 - Adult Animation and Polygonal Breasts!

Last week's Hat Draw came up with Josh's Adult Animation Week!  That gets you our thoughts on, Ralph Bakshi classic, Wizards (1977) and the gentle squeeze of one of Josh's all time favorites, Heavy Metal (1981)!  Also, enjoy random randomness, as we fight thru delirium to bring you joy!  

Matt says you don't have to do your homework this week, but Fork Found Description Writer Guy says you MUST! It's Josh's final pick in our first round of The Hat Draw!  Unfortunetly for you, that means you're watching Tusk (2014) starring Justin Long, and Vulgar (2000) starring Brian O'Halloran.  

 

Wizards (1977)

On a post-apocalyptic Earth, a wizard and his faire folk comrades fight an evil wizard who's using technology in his bid for conquest.

Director: Ralph Bakshi

Writer: Ralph Bakshi

Stars: Jesse WellesBob HoltRichard Romanus 

 

Heavy Metal (1981)

A glowing green orb - which embodies ultimate evil - terrorizes a young girl with an anthology of bizarre and fantastic stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Directors: Gerald PottertonJohn Bruno 

Writers: Daniel Goldberg (screenplay), Len Blum (screenplay) 

 

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1
Jun

Fork Found Episode #38 - Fidget Spinner Porn!

Did JCVD week turn out to be the jizzfest we predicted it to be last week???  Find out on this week's episode featurig our reviews of Lionheart (1990) and Blood Sport (1988).  

 

Lionheart (1990)

 
An Ex-French Solider begins participating in underground street fights in order to make money for his brother's family.

Director: Sheldon Lettich

Writers: S.N. Warren (earlier screenplay),Jean-Claude Van Damme (story)

Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Harrison Page, Deborah Rennard

 

Bloodsport (1988)

 
Follows Frank Dux, an American martial artist serving in the military, who decides to leave the army to compete in a martial arts tournament in Hong Kong where fights to the death can occur.

Director: Newt Arnold

Writers: Sheldon Lettich (story), Sheldon Lettich (screenplay) 

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25
May

Fork Found Episode #37 - Cartoon Boners Galore!

Fork Found has Cartoon Boners Galore! Thanks to last week's Hat Draw! We got Josh's "Half animation, half live action" theme.  That's Cool World (1992), and Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1986).  After you enjoy that EAR CANDY, do your FRIKKIN homework!  Next week is gonna be a JCVD jizz fest!  Or will it??? 0_o ...  It will if you're Matt!  Check out Jean-Claude Van Damme Classics, Lion Heart (1990) and Blood Sport (1988).

 

Cool World (1992)

 
A comic strip femme fatale seeks to seduce her cartoonist creator in order to cross over into the real world.
 
Director:Ralph Bakshi
 
 
 
 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
 
A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.
 
 
Writers:Gary K. Wolf (novel), Jeffrey Price (screenplay)
 
 
 
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19
May

Fork Found Episode #36 - Why Does Alek Hate Us?!?

Well, we finally drew Aleksi's (our 2nd place Intro Yell Contest winner) picks.  If you're not playing the home game, no one blames you.  If you are, you poor bastards, you watched The Avengers (1998) and Superman IV:The Quest For Peace.  God be with us all, and have mercy on Alek's soul!
 
The Avengers (1998):
 
The Avengers Poster
Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine.

Director:

Jeremiah S. Chechik (as Jeremiah Chechik)

Writers:

Sydney Newman (television series The Avengers),Don MacPherson

 
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987):
 
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Poster
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.

Director:

Sidney J. Furie

Writers:

Joe Shuster (character created by: Superman),Jerry Siegel (character created by: Superman) 

 
 
 
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MAY THE FORKS BE WITH EVERYONE BUT ALEK!
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11
May

Fork Found Episode #35 - Odd Beaver

HI!!!  It's Anton Yelchin Week on Fork Found!  Hang out and listen to our reviews of Beaver (2011), and Odd Thomas (2013).  Cuz he's in both dem joints...
 
Beaver:
 
A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communication
 
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Stars:
 
 
Odd Thomas:
 
In a California desert town, a short-order cook with clairvoyant abilities encounters a mysterious man with a link to dark, threatening forces.
 
Director:
 
Writers:
Stephen Sommers (screenplay), Dean R. Koontz (based on the novel "Odd Thomas" by)
 
Stars:
 
 
 
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4
May

Fork Found Episode #34 - May The FORKS Be With You!

This week was full of ups and downs for May the Fourth, or as we like to call it “May the Forks be with You” week. We reviewed our newest movie yet in Rogue One (2016) and then promptly ruined it for ourselves by talking about the Star Wars Holiday Special (1978). Yes, the Holiday Special that George Lucas personally tried to bury forever but we have our ways of digging shit up (it’s on YouTube). Since we hate to suffer alone, we invited our old friend Nick from Neapolitan Radio along for the ride.

 

Next week will be Anton Yelchin week with Odd Thomas (2013) and The Beaver (2011). Details for this week’s flicks and where to talk to us are below:

 

Rogue One (2016)

The Rebel Alliance makes a risky move to steal the plans for the Death Star, setting up the epic saga to follow.

Director:

Gareth Edwards

Writers:

Chris Weitz (screenplay), Tony Gilroy (screenplay) |

Stars:

Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk |

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get home to Chewie's family to celebrate Life Day, which includes various forms of entertainment.

Directors:

Steve Binder, David Acomba (uncredited)

Writers:

Pat Proft, Leonard Ripps | 3 more credits »

Stars:

Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew

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27
Apr

Fork Found Episode #33 - Exploiting Haptic Feedback

Join us for a sleep deprived, tangent filled hour or so of tangent goodness!  It's Exploitation week on Fork Found!  If you're playing the home game, you'll want to watch Hobo With A Shotgun (2011.  Starring Rutger Hauer) and Black Dynamite (2009.  Starring Michael Jai White).  More details below.  

No Hat Draw on this episode folks!  Next week...  May The 4th be with you??? NOOOO FORKER!!! May the FORKS be with you!!!  Get ready for our Star Wars Takeover by checking out Rogue One (2016) and, if you can find it, The Star Wars Christmas Special (1978).

 

Hobo With a Shotgun:

 

A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.

Director:Jason Hobo

Writer:John Davies

Stars:Rutger Hauer, Pasha tangent, Robb Wells

 

 

Black Dynamite:

 

Black Dynamite is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it's up to him to find justice.

Director:

Scott Sanders

Writers:

Michael Jai White (screenplay), Byron Minns (screenplay) | 3 more credits »

 
 
 
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MAY THE FORKS BE WITH YOU!
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21
Apr

Fork Found Episode #32 - Lloyd and Floyd!

This week, on Fork Found, Josh delivers another installment of Tales From The Hole!  We completely humiliate ourselves, while attempting to steal Doug Benson's movie game.  And Lloyd Kaufman joins us via Skype all the way from Tromaville, USA!  

 

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13
Apr

Fork Found Episode #31 - With Hodder!

We feel like big shots this week on Fork Found!  The delightful TJ Hodder joined us for some wrestling "movie" reviews!  We discussed quite a few topics.  Marginally among them were Tripple H's role in The Chaperone (2011), and Dave Batista's BALL VICE of a movie entitled House of the Rising Sun (2011).  

 

GOT BE CAREFUL CAN'T LET THE EVIL OF THE MONEY TRAP ME!

SO WHEN YOU SEE ME, SIR... YOU BETTER HODDER AT ME!

 

 

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