Ladies get ready, and Fellas STOP LYING you'd tap that!  It's Johnny Depp week!  Join your three favorite Forkers for a fun filled podcast including our thoughts on Cry Baby (1990) and Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)!  

If you're playing the home game, you get to enjoy Matt's final Hat Draw pick (maybe)... That'd be Pirates Week! That gets you The Ice Pirates (1984) and Water World (1995)!


Cry-Baby (1990)

In 1950s Baltimore, a bad boy with a heart of gold wins the love of a good girl, whose boyfriend sets out for revenge.

Director: John Waters

Writer: John Waters

Stars: Johnny DeppRicki LakeAmy Locane


Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general.

Director: Robert Rodriguez

Writer: Robert Rodriguez


Aaah the rare, yet beautiful, Adam Week.  See how it grazes on the fresh, dew covered movies.  It's time to do a little dance and kick a little ass. This week we drop knowlege on two martial arts classics that are all about dat bass.  We got your Only The Strong (1993, starring Mark Dacascos) and we got your The Last Dragon (1985, starring Taimak).  Also, find out what the fuck this title is all about.  As we talk about someone besides Josh's mastubatory habits.  

Speaking of masturbation!  Next week is Matt's Jonny Depp week.  We're going to talk about Cry Baby and Once Upon A Time In Mexico!


Only the Strong (1993

Ex-Special Forces soldier Louis Stevens returns to Miami to find his former high school overrun by drugs and violence. A master of the Brazilian martial art, capoeira, Stevens pledges to straighten out a dozen of the school's worst students by teaching them this demanding and highly-disciplined fighting style. Slowly, his program begins to work, giving the students new hope and purpose. But the local drug lord, himself a martial arts expert, vows to stop Stevens' positive influence. Now Stevens must fight to save his own life, as well as the lives of his rebellious young students.

Director: Sheldon Lettich

Stars: Mark DacascosStacey TravisGeoffrey Lewis


 The Last Dragon (1985)

In New York City, a young man searches for the "master" to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the glow. Along the way, he must fight a martial arts expert corrupted with power, and rescue a beautiful singer from an obsessed music promoter.


We've got a long one for you Forkers this week!  Is Josh still on the podcast after forcing Matt and Adam to watch Tusk (2014.  Starring Justin Long and Michael Parks) and Vulgar (2000.  Starring Brian O'Halloran)???  Who fucking cares!?!  Casey Jost joins us this week!  We talk about life, love, and AAAAALL the ladies! Plus what it's like being the Comedy Producer on the popular telivision series Impractical Jokers!  You'll also have your ears TITilated by a couple musical offerings from Casey's band, Les Vinyl! (available on Bandcamp.  Links below.)

Next week, Adam's back up in dis biotch!  For "Do A Little Dance, Kick A Little Ass" week.  For you teacher's pets, that's Only The Strong (1993. Starring Mark Dacascos) and Berry Gordy's: The Last Dragon (1985.  Starring Taimak.  He takes a licking and keeps on ticking!  Couldn't help myself.)


Tusk (2014)

When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him.

Director: Kevin Smith

Writer: Kevin Smith

Stars:  Justin LongMichael ParksHaley Joel Osment 


Vulgar (2000)

A man who performs as a children's birthday party clown tries to piece his life back together after being gang-raped.

Director: Bryan Johnson

Writer: Bryan Johnson




Last week's Hat Draw came up with Josh's Adult Animation Week!  That gets you our thoughts on, Ralph Bakshi classic, Wizards (1977) and the gentle squeeze of one of Josh's all time favorites, Heavy Metal (1981)!  Also, enjoy random randomness, as we fight thru delirium to bring you joy!  

Matt says you don't have to do your homework this week, but Fork Found Description Writer Guy says you MUST! It's Josh's final pick in our first round of The Hat Draw!  Unfortunetly for you, that means you're watching Tusk (2014) starring Justin Long, and Vulgar (2000) starring Brian O'Halloran.  


Wizards (1977)

On a post-apocalyptic Earth, a wizard and his faire folk comrades fight an evil wizard who's using technology in his bid for conquest.

Director: Ralph Bakshi

Writer: Ralph Bakshi

Stars: Jesse WellesBob HoltRichard Romanus 


Heavy Metal (1981)

A glowing green orb - which embodies ultimate evil - terrorizes a young girl with an anthology of bizarre and fantastic stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Directors: Gerald PottertonJohn Bruno 

Writers: Daniel Goldberg (screenplay), Len Blum (screenplay) 



Did JCVD week turn out to be the jizzfest we predicted it to be last week???  Find out on this week's episode featurig our reviews of Lionheart (1990) and Blood Sport (1988).  


Lionheart (1990)

An Ex-French Solider begins participating in underground street fights in order to make money for his brother's family.

Director: Sheldon Lettich

Writers: S.N. Warren (earlier screenplay),Jean-Claude Van Damme (story)

Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Harrison Page, Deborah Rennard


Bloodsport (1988)

Follows Frank Dux, an American martial artist serving in the military, who decides to leave the army to compete in a martial arts tournament in Hong Kong where fights to the death can occur.

Director: Newt Arnold

Writers: Sheldon Lettich (story), Sheldon Lettich (screenplay)